Oh, hello! Say, are you into silky silicone, fantastic flexibility, and lots of vibration around back? If yes, the party's in the rear with CalExotics' Lavender Haze Beaded Probe!

This bumpy vibrating plug is on the small-medium end of the size spectrum, and thanks to the flexible neck, it'll bend and move as you do. Up top, Beaded's tapered tip slides through for a sexy stretch before popping out down three times.

Down below, a big base helps hold everything in place (your butt!) and makes sure the Beaded doesn't slip too far inside. One more thing about the base: it's where you'll find the control button for ten modes of rumbly vibration.

The dual-layered liquid silicone Beaded is body-safe and easy to clean and care for; any water-based lube (not silicone-based, please) will add lots of extra slipperiness. USB rechargeable, cord included. Waterproof.